Earache My Eye

My mama’s talkin’ to me
 She tells me how to live,
 But I don’t listen to her
 ‘Cause my head is like a sieve.

 My daddy he disowned me
 ‘Cause I wear my sisters clothes,
 He caught me in the bathroom
 With a pair of pantyhose.

 The basketball coach
 Done kicked me off the team
 For wearing hi-heel sneakers
 And acting like a queen.

 The world’s coming to an end
 And I don’t even care,
 As long as I can have my limo
 And my orange hair.

 And it don’t bother me
 If people think I’m funny,
 ‘Cause I’m a big rock star
 And I make a lot of money!

I’m so bloody rich,
 I own apartment buildings,
 Shopping centers, condominiums
 And I only know three chords!
 You fools – watch me now.